post sex hair
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
Me: What if I told you, that I think sober girls are sexy?
My girlfriend: I’d take a shot of vodka and laugh at you.
I actually laughed
all i do at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other
sometimes when i’m taking a shower i lean forward and let my hair dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend i just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain
and other times i collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like a squirtle